By Penda Smith
Ladies and Gentlemen,
May I please have your attention?
There is a criminal who walks among us.
He will try to gain your trust only to deceive you,
Or at least,
That is what I believe.
He is as harmful as toxic led,
Pulsating through veins
Though,
Nothing more than a mere baby,
He carries arrows with crimson points,
He targets hearts at random.
Many are unable to fathom his motives,
Victims who were shot by him claim
To have experienced detrimental side effects
Some of which include
- A euphoric feeling of happiness
- Joy
And the most fatal of them all
The L word
L..O..V..EE
This baby is especially harmful
To writers, singers, rappers, and especially poets
Analysts have released numerous reports stating:
Those shot by his deadly arrows are 10xs more likely to download Drake’s Album
If you see this baby walking around,
With poisonous arrows,
Show no mercy.
Police officers are relentlessly searching for him
Day and night.
All agree this criminal must be stopped
After reading the former newspaper article,
I realized I have been shot.